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An Apology

jmrichards:

(just on the nonexistent chance that Richard Armitage should ever discover my tumblr):

Dear Richard,

I’m sorry.  I really don’t mean to objectify you.

And I really do love you for your mind.

It’s just, I’m going through a REEEAAALLY dry spell right now where I’m just not meeting anyone, and feeling very old and alone,

and if it was just about your looks this would have been over by now

except then I started reading stuff you said.

And I have this thing for well-read, tall, British, mature, funny, slightly nerdy, masculine, dark-haired, intelligent, gentlemanly, hard-working men.

(No, really.  It’s just that I’ve rarely found so many of these attractive qualities combined in the same person.)

So, sorry I get a little overenthusiastic.  I’m a fangirl, but I swear I’m not the crazy obsessive stalker type (though that’s probably exactly what they’d say, so that may not be reassuring).

It’s actually just nice to know that a guy like you exists, because maybe that means there’s another somewhat like you out there for me somewhere.  And that is a comforting thought.  In the meantime, when I start channeling my seventeen-year-old-self, just breathe and remember: I don’t love you (because how could I?  I don’t even know you!), I love what you represent.  You’re an attractive ideal.

Though if you wanted to hang out and talk about books some time, I wouldn’t say no.

—Jess :)

haileyaa92:

jmrichards:

gadomingo:

sketchlavie:

if people ask me what religion i believe in, i’d say i’m an atheist but most of them dont seem to comprehend the idea. then they’ll ask so you dont believe in anything, and i’ll say i believe in richard armitage because he taught me to be willingly good, extra…

This just got real up in here.  Like five seconds ago, this stopped being about a celebrity, an actor who lives halfway around the world, and became about friendship. 

That just happened.

You guys are blowing my mind tonight, and it’s amazing.

Can I say I love you guys without sounding like I’m drunk and lonely?  Because this is for reals. 

GUYS. I love you all so much.

seriously guys i’m tearing up here. i love you all :)

Oh, Richard and Bollywood. I would die.

dont die, and wait till the day we witness RA play in an Indian musical ;)

Holy crap, this is good!!! Very cool. I’ve found Indian culture interesting ever since I was a bridesmaid for a wedding that included a seik (?) ceremony. The most fun I’ve EVER had at a reception!

that’s so cool! i would love to go to an Indian wedding, but first i’ll have to make friends with an indian person first hehehehe what i love about their wedding is that it’s inclusive - the guests also celebrates by dancing, singing and everybody’s jumping around and shit. it’s not quiet and holy like most of weddings that i know of :S 

note: the sherwani worn by RA is a wedding dress. ;)

I *thought* it looked similar… Yes, the ceremony was simple, but by golly, they made us dance at the reception!!! They would not let us sit, it was like something out of “Bride & Prejudice!” Haha.

ohhh I haven’t seen that movie yet! *puts in her watchlist* :)

oh and 2 weeks ago i watched ‘the best exotic marigold hotel’ and i fell in love with that movie, and with india. i would love to go there one day… :)

That’s pretty sexy.

so… is that your type? hehehehee

Maybe… Richard is always my type.

well.. cant argue with that… ;)

Swank! Nice job, girl!!

thanksssssss :P

I’m glad you guys like it :’D

gadomingo reblogged this from you and added:

Ahhh! Jenna! I’ll…care! I’ll print…library! 8 parts!

8 you say?? that’ll just be this one class meeting, I think.. hahahaha since everything’s going very slowly…

I’ll give you the first paragraph of part 5 that I did so far.

Two more came into the class. Jmrichards and Recycledvinyl. “They should be the last ones, I mean, the last people that we know is taking this class,” says Nat. The professor squints, “so… there’s 13 of you,” he points to Nat, then he says, “Kili, Fili,” going to Hailey, then Vec, and onto the next row, “Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori,” then across the room to Elene, “Nori, Ori, Gloin, Oin,” he continues to Jm who has just sat behind Wesen. “And the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield,” he points to Recycled. “Marry me now!” exclaims Nat. “I cant handle this.. too much feels..” says Hailey. The rest of them just made an UNF. Recycled, calmly, says, “my name’s not Thorin, professor. And I’m sorry that I’m late.” “Her name’s Recycledvinyl, prof,” whispers Ga to the professor. “I’m sorry, Recycledvinyl, if you don’t find my knowledge in the Hobbit characters amusing, but you have to admit its awesome right? The 13 of you, what a coincidence, since you came in threes and twos?”

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Two more came in to the class. Jmrichards and Recycledvinyl. “They should be the last ones, I mean, the last people that we know is taking this class,” says Nat. The professor squints, “so… there’s 13 of you,” he points to Nat, then he says, “Kili, Fili,” going to Hailey, then Vec, and onto the next rows, “Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori,” then across the room to Elene, “Nori, Ori, Gloin, Oin,” he continues to Jm who has just sat behind Wesen. “And the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield,” he points to Recycled. “Marry me now!” exclaims Nat. “I cant handle this.. too much feels..” says Hailey. The rest of them just made an UNF. Recycled, calmly, says, “my name’s not Thorin, professor. And I’m sorry that I’m late.” “Her name’s Recycledvinyl, prof,” whispers Ga to the professor. “I’m sorry, Recycledvinyl, if you don’t find my knowledge in the Hobbit characters amusing, but you have to admit its awesome right? The 13 of you, what a coincidence right, since you came in threes and twos?” His face looks so excited, but nobody answers his rhetorical question. “Ughh, fine, I know that’s lame.. Never mind me and my geeky knowledge..” the professor finally says.. “No, prof, not at all, we actually know each other from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings fandom on tumblr,” says Jm, “so that was actually really cool, except that we don’t have beards and we’re not that short.”

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The professor raised his brows in surprise, but he doesn’t seem to be offended. He smiles, even. “Woah, I’m sorry prof, Ga here, she likes to say whatever’s on her mind.. So.. forgive her dirty mouth,” says Sketch. Then she whispers to Ga, bitch I got this, “Uhm so, you were saying about pubic hair?” He chuckles, “dirty mouth eh? So, I was saying, shaving off the pubic hair will increase pleasure in lovemaking, for both men and women. This is due to 3 reasons. First, with the hair gone, both the female and male genitalia will look more pleasing thus making the couple more eager to go down. Second, oral activities will be more likely with the barrier gone. Third, the unwanted friction between the buttocks or thighs with the hair is no longer an issue.” From the back of the class, Recycled says, “how do you know this? Is this from a scientific research? Because people have their own preferences to this kind of private issues, and people’s private areas are different. So how can we say what’s best for everybody?” He starred at her intently. “You’re right, I don’t know. Honestly I was speaking from experience. It might be somewhat inappropriate, speaking out of my own understanding about sex, but I will give you these advices because books doesn’t necessarily apply in real life. And I must say I had lots of experience regarding this issue,” and he smirks. Sighs and groans and mutters all over the room.

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For Jmrichards :)

For Jmrichards :)

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You fixed it!! Haha. You’re awesome. :D

hey no problem! i do feel the same way about the reason why i’m alone ;)